Waffle existence precedes waffle essence

We live in a world that is dominated by a pervasive belief that waffles, are in fact, a breakfast food and serve no other purpose. Although we have topped waffles with any number of fruits, whipped dairy product, even chocolate, we have denied waffles any other identity than the one we impose upon them. Waffles, as individuals, can in fact realize a different potential for themselves. The fact that we designate waffles as breakfast is an arbitrary designation. In order for waffles to realize their full potential, they must come to realize their intrinsic value. They have to shove aside the belief system we have been imparting on them since time immemorial. Waffles have to realize their own free waffle will! We are dedicated to the belief that the waffle can only be fully realized through its actions, and not just its intentions. A waffle is not a wafflewich just because it can be one. A waffle must become a wafflewich through a dedicated struggle against the dominant ideology (breakfastology, if you will). Waffles have to take personal responsibility and become a savory dish, enjoyed with all varieties of vegetables, gravies and cheeses, sandwiched between their numerous tiny squares.